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Acts of the Apostles
Book I - Beast
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Chapter 1
Todd Griffith was going to debug Kali or die trying.
Thirty-six strobe lines—an electroencephalogram of the Kali chip's
brain waves—danced in parallel from left to right across the four
monochrome monitors in his cluttered office. The answer to the
riddle lay hidden within them, and he knew that if he looked hard
enough he would eventually find it. Unless, of course, he went
mad first.
The chip was six months off schedule, and before Kali no chip
of Todd's had ever been late by so much as a millisecond.
It was the curse of the new guy. It had to be. The original
design team of Todd and Casey had met their milestones with monotonous
regularity. Then management had stepped in with characteristic
stupidity, reassigning Casey to some skunkworks kludge and replacing
her with Pavel the Weirdo. For the last nine months, ever since
Pavel had taken over as Todd's junior partner, glitches had popped
up with distressing frequency. Things that had worked before suddenly
stopped working. And although it was tempting to blame Pavel for
the bugs, they always turned out to have been there in Todd's
logic all along, lying dormant. Week by week Pavel added more
capability to the Kali, and week by week this additional logic
exposed the weaknesses in Todd's original architecture, as a cantilever
added to the tenth floor of a building might expose a flaw in
the foundation. Todd, in his arrogance, had built very little
debug time into the schedule. And, being a hardware guy, he resolutely
eschewed Brooks' famous dictum to "take no small slips." Therefore
every new bug meant a new small schedule slip, and every time
the schedule slipped management became exponentially more pissed-and
Todd's life became exponentially more wretched.
If Casey were still on the project Todd wouldn't be in this mess.
If Casey were still on the project, the design would be done by
now and some silicon foundry in Texas or Sunnyvale would be cranking
out Kalies like jellybeans. Casey would have found work-arounds
for the subtle flaws in Todd's logic—she always did. If
Todd's specification called for a two microsecond wait-state,
Casey's logic would have tolerated any value between one and three.
Casey accommodated Todd, subordinated her design goals to his.
She reacted instinctively to the feel of his design—as a junior
surgeon might address herself to a wound in the scalp so that
the senior surgeon could focus his attention on the bullet in
the brain.
Pavel wasn't like that. If two microseconds were specified,
then Pavel's circuitry demanded two microseconds. Not one,
not three, nor even 1.9 or 2.1. Pavel claimed to be a purist when
it came to Very Large Scale Integration. Todd thought that
'anal retentive' was a better term.
But he had to give the devil his due. Pavel himself might be an
unfriendly, humorless, compulsively orderly and geeky weirdo,
but Pavel's designs were magnificent. They were economical of
power, heat, real estate, and cycles. They were, in a word, cool,
and anybody who knew anything about the aesthetics of VLSI design
could see that. Pavel's logic demanded precision, but it
paid good dividends. There was no denying that the chip
that would ultimately result from the collaboration between Todd
and Pavel was going to be vastly more cool than the one originally
conceived by Todd and Casey. Therefore it was no good bitching
to management about Pavel. Management could clearly see that coolness
came from Pavel and schedule slippage came from Todd. Besides,
there was no way he could blame an interface bug on the junior
designer when his own circuitry didn't meet the spec. So whenever
a new bug appeared, Todd owned it. He was not used to owning bugs,
and he didn't like it.
As irritating and embarrassing as these bugs had been, they had
been relatively easy to diagnose and correct. They were
nothing but timing glitches, the kind any smart college kid working
on his first chip would be expected to handle. You could find
a timing glitch with the silicon equivalent of a flashlight, and
you could fix it with the silicon equivalent of string and bubble
gum. In the nine months that Pavel had been working on the Kali
project, Todd had found and fixed forty-seven such bugs, with
an average elapsed time of just four days from the time a report
was opened in the bug-track database to the time it was closed.
Today, March 28, 1990, only one open bug remained.
But this one was no simple timing glitch, and there was no simple
fix for it. It was different from any bug Todd had met in nine
years of designing computers for a living. It was a phantom.
Irreproducible. Subtle. And fundamentally impossible. Bugtrack
number K666. The Beast.
The Kali would run successfully for hundreds of millions—hundreds
of billions—of cycles, then inexplicably shit the bed, as if deciding
that just this one time two plus two equaled seventeen, or that
just this one time the letter 'x' fell between 'q' and 'r' in
the alphabet. Then Kali would resume giving the right answer,
failing only once until a power-down and reset, and never, ever
repeating the same mistake. It was like that Charles Addams cartoon
where a barber holds a mirror to the back of a customer's head
to produce an infinite regression of faces in the mirror in front
of him, and the seventh face is a monster. The Beast was a monster.
It was one true, hairy, son-of-a-bitchin' bug.
Retrospective diagnostics proved that the floating-point section
of Kali's Arithmetic Logic Unit was unmistakably, and correctly,
executing orders that it had not yet received and that the early
arrival of results from the floating point messed up fifteen dependent
steps elsewhere in the device. Clairvoyance in an
ALU was an intriguing capability, but at this point in his life
Todd was much more interested in the prosaic than in the paranormal.
Since he didn't really believe that Kali had supernatural powers,
he had to wonder if something almost as unexpected was going on.
He was certain that the Beast was caused by a race condition,
when electrons on separate paths towards a common logic gate wound
up in a dead heat, and the gate could not determine who got there
first. When that happened the output from the gate would be unpredictable.
Debugging a race condition was usually the most satisfying part
of chip design, but chasing the Beast had long ago ceased being
fun. How could the decode be working correctly if the fetch had
failed? Unless the laws of the universe had been suspended within
the confines of his chip, it simply wasn't possible. And yet it
happened. How?
Todd had been hunting the Beast relentlessly for three months
now. He hardly ever left the Mill. If he wasn't in the lab huddled
over prototype silicon with probes and oscilloscopes he was in
his cramped office running simulations and poring over schematics.
Other than short exchanges with Pavel, he spoke to virtually nobody.
He hadn't answered his phone or e-mail in a month. His food came
from Mill vending machines. He slept on the floor of his office.
Every third day or so he showered in the locker room, and once
a week he went home for a change of clothes, timing his arrival
to hours when his house mates would be asleep or at work.
Todd didn't want to see anybody. Human companionship was a vague
memory, and he wanted to keep it that way.
His office itself bore witness to the frenzy that possessed him:
A whiteboard covered with saw-tooth and square-tooth timing diagrams
in blue, black and red marker scribbled on top of each other,
like a faux Jackson Pollack done by Seymour Cray on acid. A sleeping
bag rolled up under a table. Stacks of empty Jolt Cola cans. A
wire-wrapped circuit board in the corner collecting dust. Piles
of unread memos about schedules and coding practices. Reference
catalogues from chip suppliers intermixed with random comic books—Cheech
Wizard and The Eternals. CDs, headphones. On his desk, propped
against the window that overlooked the old mill pond, a needlepoint
sampler, sewn for him by his sister in cross-stitch:
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And on the wall (its only adornment):
a framed two-photo sequence of a Formula One racing car slamming
into the wall at the Montreal Grand Prix. The little figure in
the white track-safety volunteer garb slouching out of the path
of a flying tire like Groucho Marx evading bullets in Duck
Soup— that was Todd. There had been a time when those mementos
had brought a smile, but that time was long gone. He was aware
of one thing only: the deathmatch with his own brainchild, the
Beast.
I am Kali, destroyer of worlds. I am become death.
Something like that, wasn't it, that
Bobby Oppenheimer supposedly said when he and his homeboys blew
up that first atomic bomb somewhere outside Los Alamos in the
summer of '45? Kali, the Hindu goddess of death and destruction,
patron saint of the Manhattan Project—what a great code name for
a chip that now seemed determined to destroy its creator by cold
fusion of his brain cells.
Not that Todd had been thinking of Oppenheimer
or atom bombs when he chose 'Kali' as the project name for this
cache-controller. Actually, he had chosen the name because
he thought that particular Hindu goddess had about six elegant
arms (thirty delicate fingers) and two nice breasts, a combination
that sort of appealed to him. If he had known this chip was going
to turn out to be such a killer bitch he would have chosen another
name. Leona, maybe. Or Nancy.
I am Kali, destroyer of worlds. I
am become death. . .
Todd stared at the pattern on the dusty
screen of monitor 4 and took another sip from the can in his left
hand. His right hand was tapping one, two, three, four,
against his left foot's one, two, three. Todd didn't know
how to think unless he was drumming, and the harder he was concentrating,
the more complex the polyrhythms became. He absently placed the
Jolt Cola on his desk. Now his left hand began tapping too, adding
another level of texture: one, two, three, four, five;
one, two, three, four, five.
He had been checking out the strobe
lines (all one hundred and twenty-eight of them, in every permutation)
for nearly fifty hours straight and he was prepared to go another
fifty hours. It was a brute force tactic: Stress the chip; find
the bug. Cool it with a hit of Freon. Heat it with a hair drier.
One two three. Spike the voltage; dim the voltage. One
two three four five. If Kali wouldn't yield her secret
voluntarily, he would goddamn well torture it out of her.
Hey, wait. What was that?
It almost looked like a simultaneous
hiccough on two lines that didn't touch each other.
The monitor he was studying was a beat-up
old TeleVideo with an interlaced refresh. Mirages were common
when you used that kind of prehistoric jack-leg equipment. You
could get a hiccough interference pattern from the ceiling lights,
for Christ's sake. That was probably all it was, he told himself,
an artefact from the ceiling lights. Todd usually subtracted that
visual noise from the signal subconsciously, but maybe in this
sleep-deprived buzz-state he had been fooled. His right foot began
to tap, doubling the right hand: . . . two. .
. . four. . . . two. . . .four. . .
Hey. There it was again.
He typed a command on the keyboard to
replay the log file. Yes. There it was again: a simultaneous
hiccough, ever so tiny, of lines four and eighty-nine. Gotcha!
He could feel tears welling up in his eyes. Then, as he realized
the full meaning of the little hiccough, he shuddered.
"That sneaky worm," Todd said. "I'll
kill the little scumpuppy."
From the moment Todd met the Beast
he had had an uneasy feeling about deliberate sabotage, but he
had always tried to dismiss that feeling as paranoia. Now the
hiccough proved his intuition had been right. Line four talking
to line eighty-nine was about as innocent as Aldrich Ames talking
to the KGB section head. Pavel, Todd's innocent-looking nerdy
sidekick, was using one of these lines for double duty. It had
taken Todd three months to find the trick, but now that he had
it he could hardly believe it. Son of a bitch! He got up
out of his chair, left his office, got a drink of water from the
bubbler, went to the men's room, took a leak, washed his face
with ice-cold water and went back to his office to replay the
sequence from the log file. The glitch was still there, no mistake.
Lines four and eighty-nine. Who would have guessed?
He looked at the wall clock. Nine twelve
PM here means six twelve in California. Monty would still be there,
probably. Todd picked up the phone and dialed his boss's number.
"Hey, it's me. I found the bug.
That little weasel you stuck me with has been yanking my chain.
You better get your ass out to Massachusetts, Monty. You better
call the police, too, or at least corporate security."
Monty's reaction was entirely predictable.
"Todd, Todd. Slow down, son," he said,
with the condescension fairly dripping from his voice. "When was
the last time you had any sleep?"
Todd was in no mood for an interrogation.
"Listen, Monty. The BIST is dicking
with the refresh. You don't need to know anything else. His logic
is reaching clear across an acre of silicon to tickle mine."
"Why would he do that?"
"Why do you think? It's a Trojan Horse."
"You don't know that. It might be accidental."
"Accidental, like Rose Mary Woods accidentally
wiping out Nixon's White House tape by holding the erase button
with her toe for eighteen minutes. Accident, my ass."
Todd loathed Monty's insipid, patronizing
voice. Todd, Todd, slow down, son. In truth Todd found
Monty only slightly less weasel-like than his co-worker Pavel.
But weasel or no weasel, Monty was the boss, so the problem now
became his. Todd could imagine Monty sitting in his Menlo Park
office, gazing at the Dunbarton Bridge across San Francisco Bay
and frantically searching his mental files for a scapegoat for
this fiasco. After all, Monty had been the one who insisted on
assigning Pavel to work with Todd in the first place. Clearly,
as it now turned out, that had been a mistake. But Monty had never
admitted a mistake in his life, and the only other logical scapegoat
was Todd. Todd was very suddenly very happy that he had
gone to such lengths to cover his ass.
It didn't matter that Monty was untouchable,
that nobody in the entire corporation had the authority, or the
balls, to question his judgement. The only thing that mattered
was that Monty always required a blood sacrifice when somebody
fucked up. That was why Todd was now glad that he had always made
backup copies of his work and stored them safely off-site. When
you work with weasels, take care that your flesh does not get
ripped.
After about ten seconds, Monty
spoke.
"Okay, I'm coming out to Massachusetts.
Don't tell anybody about this until I've looked into it myself.
Go home and get some sleep."
"I'm going down to the lab to wring the
little asshole's neck first."
"Todd, no. Go home. Please. You found
the bug, let me handle Pavel. Go home, okay?"
"Okay," he lied.
So, good: Monty was coming. When would
he get here? He might catch the red-eye out of San Francisco tonight
and be at the Mill by eight tomorrow morning. Monty might even
take the corporate jet to get here sooner. A Trojan Horse
in Kali was, after all, a bonafide emergency. Millions of dollars,
and Monty's prestige, were riding on the Roadrunner project, and
Kali was at the heart of it. Todd's discovery of deliberate sabotage
would surely throw a monkey wrench into the whole undertaking.
What would happen to it now?
Todd's office was on the seventh
floor of building eleven; the Kali lab was one building away—across
an elevated walkway — and two floors down. Normally the distance
between his office and the lab was a big irritation, but tonight
it was just as well. By the time Todd reached the lab he felt
less inclined to kill Pavel outright and more inclined to break
an arm and a leg and let him die of sepsis. Todd pressed the seven-digit
combination to the lock, heard the click and turned the handle.
He waited before opening the door long enough for one last attempt
at regaining some composure before going inside. As he stood there,
his chest heaving from the run, his eyes were drawn to the tenth-generation
photocopy of the "hardware debug flowchart" taped to the door:
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This bogus flowchart with the hopelessly
garbled syntax had always made him smile before, but tonight it
seemed a very stale joke. He ripped it down, crumpled it and threw
it to the floor, imagining himself doing the same thing to pasty-face
Pavel: yanking him off his stool and throwing him to the floor,
his skin fading into the eggshell white of the linoleum as he
gazed up at Todd in terror. Todd threw open the door.
The Kali lab had the feel of a morgue
for robots: cold as hell, with dismembered computers on slab-like
tables and outlet boxes dangling at the end of fat black power
lines that hung like microphones from the ceiling. At the far
end of the room, before a massive electron microscope, was an
empty stool. Pavel Isaacs was gone.
Todd was across the lab in five quick
strides, looking left and right to make sure that the little creep
wasn't hiding someplace. No, the room was empty. Fine, let Monty
handle Pavel. They deserved each other. Todd turned and walked
out of the lab, past the elevators to the stairs. He was ready
to bolt down them when it occurred to him that given the situation,
it might be prudent to go with a belt and suspenders. He
already had the tapes for insurance, but it would probably be
smart to confide in somebody, let them know what was going on,
just in case. In case what? Todd didn't know. Just in case. The
first person he thought of was Casey, but he decided it would
be un-cool to lay this problem on her. That would be like going
to your wife and whining about your mistress. So whom would he
tell? Aubrey, he decided. Nick Aubrey.
Nick was a software boy but he was no
pansy. If anybody would watch Todd's back it would be him.
In another place and time Todd and Nick, together, had faced sandstorms,
malaria, dysentery, and angry people with big knives. Nick Aubrey
had balls. There was no way a little office intrigue would phase
him. Todd ran back up to his office and dashed off a quick E-mail,
using a code that Nick would recognize:
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Chapter 2
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