For $40/year, this service will send an email to your loved ones after believers disappear in the coming rapture. There's a deadman switch that will send the messages automatically if three of the five owners don't log in every three days.

I guess I'm a believer, because I'll bet those guys are going to disappear mysteriously. The site doesn't say what happens to the money.

It might be kind of interesting to do this properly: let the designees of each individual account be notified if the account-holder doesn't log in. Might be useful for journalists, abused wives, bloggers, and other folks in fear for their lives from governments and wackos.

Over in Fallujah, Iraq, according to the Associated Press, United States Marines are handing out coins bearing Christian messages, especially that old fundy call sign, “John 3:16”, to anybody who wants one, and to lots of people who don't. That's not going over too well with the Moslem locals, as you might imagine. But at least our guys are consistent, harassing atheist soldiers more than they do Iraqis. Meanwhile the United States Air Force academy has been taken over by James Dobson's crew. In fact, there's a lot of evidence that the whole G-d blessed US military aparatus has been taken over by what I shall tactfully euphematize as “crackpot christofascist nutjobs with napalm and nukes.”

Looks like the plans to immanentize the eschaton and hasten Jesus are proceeding apace. Maybe it's time for me to repent.