For $40/year, this service will send an email to your loved ones after believers disappear in the coming rapture. There's a deadman switch that will send the messages automatically if three of the five owners don't log in every three days.

I guess I'm a believer, because I'll bet those guys are going to disappear mysteriously. The site doesn't say what happens to the money.

It might be kind of interesting to do this properly: let the designees of each individual account be notified if the account-holder doesn't log in. Might be useful for journalists, abused wives, bloggers, and other folks in fear for their lives from governments and wackos.