Worshippers of the Gods of the Marketplace Get A Little Too Literal

In a slightly revised version of Exodus 32:1

And the investors did gather unto Bernacke and said: “Let us make for ourselves a god to go before us, for this man Bush, who raised us up to a 14,000 Dow, we do not know what has become of him!”

Stay tuned . . .

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  1. Yeah,I posted on this too….Do Christo-fascists ever read the bible?

    Seriously…They were literally worshipping at a gold colored cow.

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